DEFIANT THEATRE Caligula (1997)

Frequently Asked Questions

We do our best to keep the most important questions answered on this page. If you can't find an answer to your question here, head over to our contact page to get a hold of the right person. We promise to answer your question toute suite.

Last updated Thursday September 30, 2004

Can I send you my script?

No.

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Do you have any auditions coming up?

No.

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Can I send you my headshot and/or resume?

No.

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Do you have an internship program?

No.

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How can I get the rights to perform one of your original scripts?

If you are intersted in purchasing the rights to Sci-Fi Action Movie in Space Prison, Action Movie: The Play or Ubu Raw, please contact Joe Foust.

If you are interested in purchasing the rights to Dope or Godbaby, please contact Christopher Johnson.

Serious inquiries only, please.

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How can I get on your mailing list?

No.

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Where is your theater located?

No.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

No.

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I think your last show was wonderful. How can I share my feelings of joy with you?

Thanks. E-mail us, and your kind words will be shared with everyone.

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I've got some old crap that I want to get rid of. Will you take it?

No.

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Why do you have so many links to Amazon.com?

No.

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I would like to reach a specific member of your company. How would one do such a thing?

Visit our Company section. On each member's page, you will find a link to www.getmyvisa.com along with their e-mail addresses. Some members also have their own Web site, so you may want to visit that, as well.

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Why are almost all of the answers on this page "no"?

After eleven glorious years, Defiant is closing up shop in October 2004. For all of those who've supported us in the past, THANK YOU. For those who missed us, get your asses over to our last show, A Clockwork Orange!

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A Clockwork Orange
Pick our bones dry, you damn vultures!
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